 JoJo and Steven were out
for their usual round of golf one day. "Tell you what, JoJo let's make
this game worth our time. I'll bet you ten dollars that I score lower than
you do. "
"Sounds good."
And they were off. They matched scores for the first 10 holes, things
were getting tight when they teed off on the 11th. After their drives,
JoJo could not find his golf ball. He looked all over, but with no luck.
"Steven, help me look for the ball dammit!"
"I'll look around over here, JoJo, but don't forget--a lost ball
counts as stroke and distance!"
JoJo looked around some more, but couldn't find the ball. Finally,
out of desperation, he snuck a new ball out of his pocket, and dropped
it on the ground when Steven was not looking. "Steven, I've found it!"
he yelled.
Steven exploded: "You cheater! How dare you! I never thought you'd
stoop to cheating for ten bucks!" "What do you mean 'cheater'? JoJo replied,
I found my ball and I'll play it where it lies!" Steven replied, "That's
not your golf ball! I've been standing on your ball for five minutes!"
original by: Paul J. Levy |
